Maria asks…

How do you see funny images of what peoples babies will look like by combining pictures?

you know those website where you see funny pictures after combining your pictures together.

Wize Guy answers:

The technique is called Morphing and the programs that do this range from freeware, such as this:

http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Multimedia_and_Graphics/Video_and_Animation_Tools/SmartMorph.html

to highly sophisticated digital imaging systems.

Laura asks…

What does your babies had most funny stories?

if anyone want to share of their babies‘ most funny stories…

Here is my 7 weeks old baby’s most funny story…

My son was 1 week old that time…me, my husband & his grandma.. tooked my son to his very first doctors appt. The nurse made us take off all his clothes off so that doctor could weight him after she finished he were crying so i picked him up *but my son were still naked…a just put the receiving blanket around him* all of sudden i felt warm – he were peeing on me while i hold him! i went tell my husband & his grandma that he peed on me and then he *Pow* he were pooing on the floor. me, my husband, and his grandma were laughing so hard! when he pooed on the floor and all over my shirt!…..it’s was embrassed but FUNNY!

that his best story :)

Wize Guy answers:

I was 7 when my mom had my brother Daniel…he was only a few weeks old and mom was changing him on the bed, she turned to get his diaper and Daniel started peeing…his winky was pointing up and his head was turned…so…needless to say he peed in his ear!!!

Ruth asks…

What funny things do your babies do?

Just curious. I’m 10 weeks pregnant and my friend’s babies all crack me up they just do the funniest/cutest things.

Wize Guy answers:

my 6 month old growls when he wants to play, and chases the cats tail because he’s obsessed with putting his tail in his mouth, of course I won’t let it happen but its so funny watching him try to catch the cat then get fustrated and pull his ears…my 4 year old told me I need pro-active solutions plus because after giving birth my skin was all wack., I went to the dermotologist after that hahahahahaha..I love kids…

Jenny asks…

anybody got a funny story to share about the questions children ask about where do babies come from?

do any of you mom’s or dad’s have any funny stories to tell about your children’s comments or questions? like…where do babies come from? or why are girls and boys made different? anything? children say the darndest things!…also tell how you responded to their questions.

Wize Guy answers:

10yrs ago, my husband and I went to the doctor to find out the sex of our 3rd child. We told our two girls that we were going to find out if they were going to have a baby brother or sister and that there were going to stay here with the babysitter. Our middle daughter, Laila, who at the time was 5.5yrs said to me, “Mommy, when you get home, I have 2 questions for you.”
We went to the doctor, found out it was a girl and decided on the name Christine right then and there. When we came home Laila asked her first question: Am I going to have a baby sister or a baby brother?
I said, “You’re going to have a baby sitter and her name is Christine. What’s your second question?”
But instead of asking her second question she ran off.

A week later I came to pick her up at school and her teacher came up to me and said, “I heard you’re having a baby girl, congrats. What are you naming it?” and I told her Christine. She then asked is Laila went to the doctor with us and I told her no. She thought for a second, then started laughing. When I asked what was so funny she said that Laila told the class she was going to have a baby sister, her name was Krispy Creme and that babies come from Dunkin Donuts! I never laughed so hard in my life. Amazing how mishearing one word changes the entire story for a 5yr.

My husband and I guessed her 2nd question was: where do babies come from? Apparently, Dunkin Donuts.
Best Wishes

Joseph asks…

Am I the only person who doesn’t think the e*trade babies are funny?

I’ve never found them to be the least bit funny. Am I alone in this world?

Wize Guy answers:

your not alone i also don’t find them funny

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